I'm really into dramatic chipmunk. It is one of the first you tube uploads and arguably one of the best, if not the best. I think it is the best one. It's simple, quick, funny, it's got animals (well, one animal, but...), and music! What more could a casual You Tuber want for Chrissakes! Hake Shitake! (That's pronounced hah-kee shi-tahkee, not hake (rhymes with rake) shit take - you filthy BRUNOS!!!)
Anyway, that's the story of das dramitulos chipulos. It is the story of heartache, power, love, ambition, and the triumph of the human soul, but mostly, the chipmunk soul, and then, well.... y'know.... uh-HAH!!!
So if you'd like to learn more 'bout the old Dramaticy Chipmonial, you must call out to the wind. you must not call it what it is, but you must call it what it foota been yesterday and then, yes yes I say, a stinkety bird must sing the good song of "kee-lai, kee-lingo, kee-lai, keeeee-(heluva)-SHAAAAAAAAAWM-SNIGGETY SNEETZLE-BUGS of a ray of SHAWM-SNYYYYYYYY-FNOOTZLE-PLARNF!!!!!
Yawmzane! AIL YEE!


This shit is damn ridiculous. If I were not a ridiculous person doin all this absurd ass nonsense, I'd have lost my frackin mind on years ago mode. It's that good and healthy sense o humor keeps me sane!

One of my pet peeves:
When people say "Good for you".
What I want to say back to them right after they say that is, "Yes and go fuck yourself".
I had to take the day off today. I felt like shit and I had to take my kid to an appointment anyway. I work for my old man. So I called him later and told him, "yeah, it was good I took the day off. I felt real worn out and ended up sleeping for like 5 hours!"
His response was "good for you!"
I couldn't tell if it was a sarcastic response or just one of his typical 'only halfway paying attention to what you're saying because he's either watching TV or just only gives half a fuck to begin with' responses. Which you'll (or at least I'll) get a lot from him.
He'll also take 5 minute to answer you. I'll ask him some work related question while working on CAD. He won't respond and I'll think "OK dick, nevermind then". Literally 3 or 4 minutes later, he'll blurt out some answer, which by then I'm like "what the shit are you talking about old man? Have you gone fucking senile?!"
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it. Nyooga.
I'm old. Really, really old. And I don't - DO NOT - want to come back. When this round is over, I never want to come back here again. I've had enough lives. I've put my time in. Unfortunately, that attitude is probably what will definitely send me back again.
Damn.

I fucking hate Christmas. I mean I despise it. Absolutely and completely abhor and resent it. It has become nothing but consumerist excess, greed and materialism. The spiritual or religious aspects of it, which are questionable to begin with, have been mostly pushed aside in favor of rabid commerce gone on a orgiastic feeding frenzy.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

I have not blogged in a long time. Monday, I deactivated my facebook account. I wanted to stop using facebook, but knew that as long as my account was open, I'd go on there. So deactivating it was the only way to go. I have become uninterested in it and think it is really pretty sick. It's not much more than an online high school hallway. Anyone who I'm interested in maintaining contact with, and vice versa, know how to get hold of me. There are a few people that I'm not real close to that I will kind of miss chatting with online, but it's a small sacrifice to get away from the bullshit and tackiness of it all.

More later.