best band EVER!

Slappy Black and the Satan Sniffers is the greatest hard rock/metal band of all time!!!

I slay the good badness

i slay the bullshit with my sword of truth and light. I spew forth righteousness as the lies of eons project out at high rates of speed from all points of possible exit. I lick the slime of evil off each slice of goodness pie and I spit back into the face of the very devil himself, who hath been sitting around suckin' on chili dog outside the tasty freeze since the dawn of time when he was cast down from heaven by God himself into the burning pits of hell to wallow and writhe in his own fluids and semenal rot-juice for all time.
It is a long and weary battle but I tear the fabric of space and time with my dagger of love and squeeze through to the dimension of superior light where there are many blades of grass and where magical animals, such as unicorns and the winged duck-billed platypus frolic in the autumn mist in a land called honnalee.

I ramble with the best of them.
It does not matter one iota of shit because I have no readers. I can say whatever I choose, because there is not a soul who will read this.
So, Hey WORLD, GO EAT A BIG PILE OF DOG POOP AND THEN FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!!!

Stupid Tuesday Shit

I go to say, it's a rainy day,
in 'bout an hour, I'll be on my way
takin the sprout to the doc
to get his quarterly shots
cries and whines and screams and all
from some bratty little turd down the hall
But I shouldn't be so mean
My own kid will cry it seems
and it will be me who changes that shitty ass diaper in the exam room whilst I'm a-waitin on the doctor to say, "flim'flam diggetty'dam whatcha goona really like flibbety flab. Sh'zaaaaaaaaa"

aint no thang

Thar be no whale of the sort ye be spinnin yarns of. A whale like that be only the stuff of nuchtmars, ye see ye see ye see ye so.......
And that's the whole muthrfuckn TRUTH, jizz-ack!!!

Lots of people suck and are not worthy of life itself. Or anything else for that matter.

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! AMERICAN MAJORITY A BUNCH OF MORONIC CLOWNS!

I had to stop reading the editorial page in the local newspaper. I no longer want to read other people's opinions. The majority of people out there are ignorant, brain-dead cocksucking fuck-stick morons whose thought process is so molded and set by years of greed, prejudice and self-righteousness, that they no longer have a single fucking idea worth giving heed to. The old saying goes, "Opinions are like assholes, everbody has one." Even more appropriate, I think, is that everyone has one, and it always stinks!
I am disgusted by the majority percentage of people in our society. I wish that they would just drop fucking dead and save the oxygen they're wasting on people who have something to offer thier fellow man beyond just being what they like to call "a productive, contributing member of society".