I slay the good badness

i slay the bullshit with my sword of truth and light. I spew forth righteousness as the lies of eons project out at high rates of speed from all points of possible exit. I lick the slime of evil off each slice of goodness pie and I spit back into the face of the very devil himself, who hath been sitting around suckin' on chili dog outside the tasty freeze since the dawn of time when he was cast down from heaven by God himself into the burning pits of hell to wallow and writhe in his own fluids and semenal rot-juice for all time.
It is a long and weary battle but I tear the fabric of space and time with my dagger of love and squeeze through to the dimension of superior light where there are many blades of grass and where magical animals, such as unicorns and the winged duck-billed platypus frolic in the autumn mist in a land called honnalee.

I ramble with the best of them.
It does not matter one iota of shit because I have no readers. I can say whatever I choose, because there is not a soul who will read this.
So, Hey WORLD, GO EAT A BIG PILE OF DOG POOP AND THEN FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!!!