2010. The big 1-0. huh-zoo, huh-zah. That's what it is and that's all ya see.
Monday was MLK day. Or I should say it was "The Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior, MMMMMMMMM HMM!!! You got that right honey!" day. So I was thinking of a buck-toothed hiljack saying something like this:
"I have a dream... that one day my little children will be judged not by the color of thier teeth (mostly green), but by the content stuck between them. No longer will it be bits of bologna and kernels from day old, already chewed up corn cobs dug out the trash cans from the rich houses down the street. Nay! Nay I say to you! 'Twill be chunks of steaks! And little flecks of caviar! I'twill be slivers o' lobster and rinds of grapefruits and pomegranates! Yes yes my good brothers and sisters! Yes Yes! Mine eyes have seeeeeeeen the coming of the glory that is the kingdom of heaven! Yes Yes! Mine eyes have seeeeeen the LAWDY LAWD LAWD YES they HAVE Y'SEEEE!!! I was BLIND my good peoples but now I SEEEEEEEE!!!! Yayas Yayas! The promised land-a is awaiting for us-a! We shall stand-a in the light of my FATHER in the righteous blaze-a that is the fiery truth of his light and-a GLOOOOOORY! Chunks of good GOD VOMIT shall be flung at us through the white y puffy clouds of the heavens-a ayand I shall say to you then what I will say to you now at this very goodmoment! At this very goodmoment in time I shall say to you this-a word of divinity and godly righteousness y praises to you I say to you this-a: HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HAAAAAAAL-EEEE-LOOOOOOO-YAH! MOTHERFUCKERS!!! HALLELUJAH YOU GOOD-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS YOU!"
Well anyhow, that's how I was inspired by MLK day 2010. I'm sure there would all kinds of politically correct assholes that would say how disrespectful and irreverent it was. Some assholes would probably go so far as to call it racist.
To them I say this: Lighten the fuck up. Get a sense of humor. It makes life more lively!
Good day to you now sirs or madams!