Whooped that ASS!

Check it out once: I seen this dude walkin down the way and I was like, "Hey dude, I know you from somewheres. C'mere. Comover here dude. Lemme gitta lookit that face dog..." So then I seen it was this fuckin dude I didnt like. It was this fuckin cocksucker who talked some old shit one time up at Wally G's, so I's like, "Checkit man, you remember me? Huh? You remember me punk! Naw, that memory kinda hazy now aint it. Now I'm standin up in your shit and your fuckin dudes aint here. Yeah, now me and you alone and yo motherfuckin punk ass friends aint here and now you dont remember talkin all that GOOD ASS SHIT, BITCH!" Man, this ho-ass motherfucker was scared TA DEATH man! He was all lik, "Naw, man. You got the wrong guy dog. I aint said no type a no shit like that man. I aint never talked no shit to you dog. Naw, man, I aint on no bullshit man, you got me fucked up man... I aint on it man, I aint tryin' ta git in no shit man, I'm chillin man, tryin to git to my bitch man, she down the way, she expectin me man, I gots to roll mun.." I sayed, "HELL NAW man! HAIL motherfuckin NAW PUNK! Hell no, if yer gonna talk that old shit man, you best be prepared to back that shit up whether yo fuckin punk ass friends is there or NOT, motherfucker! Now c'mon man, say that shit again like you said before man! Talk that good shit now man! Talk that shit one time now bitch ass ho-ass motherfucker!" Man, this sorry ass ho got all quiet and shit. Shouda seen this punk, man. Aint had SHIT to say now. I's all jacked up now thogh man, I had to kick that ass now man. I said, "Fuckit man, Finna whoop that ass anyway man..." Man, I beat that dude STUPID upside the motherfuckin head and every other typa way. That muthafucka was FUCKED UP when I was done beatin that ass! I said, "Man, look. You gonna think twice before you talk some shit now, aint you? Yeah, punk. Remember that shit man. You don't talk no typa no shit about me jack, you hear me man, I aint aint no bitch, man, I aint ON it, punk!" Shit man, I seen that dumb ass motherfucker walk away man, and I yelled out to him, "Yeah, you git down to your bitches house now! You let the ho see how I beat yo ass. Tell I'm right here if she wanna fuck with a REAL man!" Hell yeah man. Beat that ass.