People of the world, or anyone who is reading my blog, so... Nobody...
Check out this shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd64zf6N9QI

This makes me poop excellence. Do you understand what I say to you now?
I am scotch tape holding some twilly twerp's nose in pug position. I smack the grilled cheese dotted 3rd grade art smock. It was my old man's tattered work shirt.
I am the cheap metal that holds the eraser onto a penceil scraping against the paper and tearing holes in it because the eraser has been worn away with use.
I am worm shit, that is dirt. I am all this and more.
It's all so clear to me now...
WE're not hitch-hiking, We're fuckin' RIDING the sun around the goddamn universe MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!