ol' Snorky...

I met this crazy old boy named Snorky McSnifapoo. He was a total weirdo and he was always slapping corns together. What I mean is, he always had 2 pieces of indian corn and was always slapping them together, trying to make the individual kernels fly off. He was convinced that the corn could feel pain and that when a kernel popped off and flew through the air, it would scream. He said it pained him to do this, that he loved the corn but that he HAD to do it, and it killed a little piece of his heart every time. He said he was a sado-masochist. He had a tattoo on his arm that said "CORNEYE".
I tell no lie peoples, the dude was on some old shit, crazy style. Crazier than fut. Perhaps at another time, I will relate a bit more about old Snorky McSnifapoo.